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School of Rape,which says it's not about rape, but does involve a jilted nerd using magical pheromones to trick girls into blowing him in the cafeteria. Case in point: a selection from the most popular "adult" games on the very first site I found: I guarantee, with about eight seconds of not-especially-focused googling, you can find at least three cartoon sex browser games that'll open up a deep, black pit in your soul that cannot be refilled. You're better off watching Heavy Metal, at least that's got Cheap Trick on the soundtrack. Passionate Patti Does a Little Undercover Work. Then there's the point-and-click adventure games and the dungeon-based RPGs, which are honestly more noteworthy for their titles than the extremely carry-on sex you'll wish you hadn't wasted an hour working toward. There's also a definite "bag of sand" air to a lot of the descriptions of body parts: "deep red and granite hard nipples," "her damp and torrid pussy," "the black recesses of her womanhood," etc. The sex is graphic but vanilla (though Soft Porn II does have a pleasing line in annilingus), all breasts are "pert," without exception, and anything kinky or gay is usually punished with a kill screen, unless it's a wholly improbable lesbian scene.
You can learn a lot about the sexual attitudes of 1980s introverts from their sexy text games. Yes, those are all Star Trek–themed text-based sex adventures. And then there are pages on the internet like this. But come on, you're only human, and there's a text-based sex adventure called Soft Porn II on the first page. There are over 2,200 games up there to date, and almost all of them work. All power to -the site's collection of playable MS-DOS games is genuinely awe-inspiring.